Joseph Hagan

Caroline Mary Maynard

2010-04-08T04:21:00.002+01:00

Dear Caroline...
Just wanted to let you know how amazing you are. Of course you already now this seeing as your the most stunning girl I have ever seen, and have the ability to make me laugh and smile on demand (even though i cant smile =] ). But I insist on telling you every chance possible, and every day these feelings grow stronger and stronger, its getting out of control man :P .
I also wanted just to make things clear that what i say to you is true, it's not just lines spouted from songs or films, or pre rehearsed statements to make you swoon. I speak directly from the heart - which is why i probably cant remember, just bypasses my brain. But all I know is thats my inner most exact feelings and I love to share them with you as I hope they make you as happy as you make me :)
Bottom line is; I Love You Caroline Mary Maynard, and I give to you the contents of my heart, spilled throughout this note, for you to collect and cherish.

But now its 4.30am, I am very tired and have dentist in 7 hours (eeeep =[) So I will speak to you when I do, and look forward to a lovely week at the cabin :) x x x x x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x x x x x x x <3

Chocolate.

2010-03-03T20:29:00.002Z

I was going to praise the new pokemon game coming out soon, and i was going to rant about school work and sleeping.

But instead I've decided my time is best used to describe what everyone loves the most.
Chocolate. Clearly everyone needs constant reminders of just how great it is.

It's Easter soon and the price of Chocolate eggs are constantly raising. Luckily I got mine in January for £1. Luckily I got Cadbury's Caramel, what a great combination of sweetness, however Nestle are close in second place with such treats like Aero, Milkybar and Kitkat. but after that there's just no point even celebrating Easter through means of chocolate, as it tastes like cardboard and mud - if its not completely awful you may be lucky enough to have had it coloured in with a chocolate gel pen.

So moral of the story is, don't cheap out on chocolate - As you wouldn't cheap out on a loved one... or would you?

Being Ill Is Fucking Uncool

2010-02-23T20:32:00.003Z

After being ill for nearly a week ( not that long really I know ) I have come to realise that being ill sucks. However there are both positive and negative sides to this. Obviously I'm going to tell these to you now.

Positive
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It become acceptable to lay in bed for days, with minimal movement
Have time to do much needed things in the bedroom, such as browse ebay, watch tv and play games
Sympathy tastes good
Don't have to go to school/work

Negatives
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Still have to do school work, but becomes more difficult to function
You feel like shit
Become sore from bed, tissues and possibly the illness
Eventually you have to go back, outside!
I hate everything and everyone.

Thank you for your time.

MacBook Pro

2010-02-20T13:23:00.003Z

After years of being told Macs are the perfect computer for creative people, and longing for the sleek design of them I have finally decided that I'm going to buy one, especially as I will need a laptop for going to university anyway.
However the cheapest I can find is £700 and there's one left in stock. So if I don't buy soon I will have to pay an extra £100 and buy from some where else.
So if anyone would like to donate some money to help out with this cause it would be greatly appreciated. Only need £400 and I'm good.
Thank you all.

Pawns can Checkmate

2010-02-09T18:30:00.000Z

We are all pawns.

Especially right now.

Reading this.

Evermore apparent this will become to you.

No this is not chess.

Neither is this a shop to sell jewellery.

This is something more.

Not Imaginary.

But not real.

This is...

Work

2010-02-09T07:47:00.000Z

There are no upsides to work.
I have to get up early. It's cold early. It takes nearly an hour to get to. It provides no useful experience for potential future careers. It gives me neckache, back ache and low battery. It gives me money... the more money I have, the more money I spend. Meaning I have no money. All of this on what should be a day off school.

Ideally my tuesdays should go:
Sleep til mid day.
Wake up to a tea and toast.
Check the daily sites.
Play games.
Sleep.
Eat.
Sleep.
Repeat.

WHY DO I NOT DO THIS !?!?!

Started Blogging

2010-02-08T22:21:00.001Z

I'm not going to lie.

I created this blog as a way of hopefully earning some money through advertising. And generally socialising with other people blogging and viewing this.

Anyway I may as well just promote myself. I'm currently a photography student looking to go to university starting September. I have a deviant art www.imjoee.deviantart.com where you can see a selection of work (as of now, no sales there either unfortunately)

Just wondering what are all your opinions on blogging and general online money making schemes?